I'M BACK . . . BUB, BUB, BUB, BUUMM!!!
OK, OK, OK, so it's ben a while since I last poasted, big deal. So, to make my way bak on to the bloging seen, hear's a story for all to injoy. Its called "Clever Woman".
A man and a woman were both driving along. While driving next to each other in their lanes, the woman lost control of her vehicle and hit the man's vehicle, driving them both off the road. The man's car filpped into a ditch, while the woman's car hit a light pole. Remarkably, both the man and woman get out of their vehicles without a scratch on either of them.
"Wow! This must be a sign from God. We shouldn't take this for granted. We are probably meant for each other. How else would we get into this bad of an accident and both of us come out without any injuries?!" said the woman.
"I think you're right. This is a miracle!" replied the man. Meanwhile the woman is digging through her backseat seeing if any of her personals were damaged. "What are you looking for?" he asked.
The woman pulls out a bottle of wine with an amazed look on her face.
"Look! It's another sign, we were obviously meant to drink this bottle of wine together and fall in love!" she said with a gitty voice.
"I can't argue with that." said the man as he takes the bottle.
The man pops it open and drinks half of the bottle. Then, he offers the rest to the woman, "Here, now you have some."
The woman replied, "No thanks, I'll just wait for the police to come."
THE END . . . . . . . . . . . . . SNAP!!!
A man and a woman were both driving along. While driving next to each other in their lanes, the woman lost control of her vehicle and hit the man's vehicle, driving them both off the road. The man's car filpped into a ditch, while the woman's car hit a light pole. Remarkably, both the man and woman get out of their vehicles without a scratch on either of them.
"Wow! This must be a sign from God. We shouldn't take this for granted. We are probably meant for each other. How else would we get into this bad of an accident and both of us come out without any injuries?!" said the woman.
"I think you're right. This is a miracle!" replied the man. Meanwhile the woman is digging through her backseat seeing if any of her personals were damaged. "What are you looking for?" he asked.
The woman pulls out a bottle of wine with an amazed look on her face.
"Look! It's another sign, we were obviously meant to drink this bottle of wine together and fall in love!" she said with a gitty voice.
"I can't argue with that." said the man as he takes the bottle.
The man pops it open and drinks half of the bottle. Then, he offers the rest to the woman, "Here, now you have some."
The woman replied, "No thanks, I'll just wait for the police to come."
THE END . . . . . . . . . . . . . SNAP!!!
posted by Bones at 9:53 PM
30 Comments:
Yeah that's a good one. I've heard other versions of that one but that was a good twist.... Women... beastly things.
men...common sense?...women can be elusive, so just watch your hearts men...and your backs!
Truer words have never been spoken.
Yes, watch your backs...so that the women don't put a knife in them...not to kill ya, but so that you bleed and you slowly diieeeee!
LOL, women are evil.
You're right. In fact there is actually a math equation to prove it.
women = time x money
time = money
Therefore...
women = money^2
money = root of all evil
Therefore...
women = (root of all evil)^2
women = evil
Good proof, but I'd write
women = (root of all evil)^2
as
women = sqrt(evil^2)
But then you would be rooting the square, rather than squaring the root.
The square root of something squared is the same as the square root of something squared, isn't it? Assuming the values are positive.
sqrt(4^2) = (sqrt(4))^2
Oh right right I got what you were saying. The equation that women are evil is sqrt(evil) * sqrt(evil) so (sqrt(evil))^2 but its the same mathematical value.
see the confusion we cause, I love being a girl! :D
huh..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................cheese yur sestar
for some reason it didnt come out right so
cheese yur sestar
Evil things to be sure, they took all the sugar and spices and everything nices and left us with just a few snips and snails and not even puppy dogs ... just their tails... apparently the girls got the puppies and didnt like how they looked, so they docked their tails. And well, we didnt have anything nicer, so we had to take what we could get. So we took what we could get. And they look at you with their big brown eyes and say, you ain't seen nothing yet. Blum blum? DaDaDarling you aint s... wait a second i think that was a song.....
dont mind him, he has a cold and is probably delirious
i think you spelled delirious wrong
well... so did you
well, as it turns out I am you ... so you misspelled delirious twice
but you just...
dont make me tell you again for now it's been thrice
people are staring... we'd better go this way
*vooip*
wow glen. i never knew you had that much emotion
not that i know you, but i do say that women are evil, but to be evil you have to smart. now men on the other hand, aren't sooo bright, you tempt them with a lil wine and make them think you love them and BAM!!! you get it all. Being a women is great. wow that does sound evil! hmmm.......
But with women you just have to tempt them with some fruit from a forbidden tree, and make them think that they are going to be like God after eating the fruit. BAM!!! Imperfection.
Hahahaha oh man pwned!
but remember she was smart enough to convince a stupid man to follow her footsteps who had known God longer and knew what the deal was. so the end outcome is. yes even though eve sinned, adam was dumb enough to follow her cus she had a pretty face and tempted him with the same fruit.
Who's dumber, the man that listened to his wife, or the woman that listened to a talking snake.
Bree....Maybe you should just stop while you're ahead...Or should I say not dead last.Keep falling behind like this and no one will have faith in "Breeharmony" so...yeah hahaha J/P can't wait to actually meet you :)
Way to kick somebody when they're down Jimmy.... BreeHarmony, I only ask that you not hate me for this... At least, not until you actually know me. Thanks.
I know you... and I still hate you. So what now? Hahah I kid... But seriously, Stop with the hating...We're all dumb is that better??? Or will we start a discussion of what degree of dumb male and females fall into...cause Now if you will gentlemen
Let's, let's put it, the song into perspective
Just so you guys can understand where I'm coming from when I sing this
Its that thee, thee, thee, thee woman is, is the hunted, the animal
And when I catch her being the predator the hunter, I'm gonna kill her
Maybe not kill her but..you know...you know what I mean, you silly guys
Little bit of hot cookie, eh, little bit of, pinch and squeel whatever you know however it goes
We're animals RIGHT!? We're outta control were feirce...animals
Crazy Errr!, that's what I'm sayin...let's do this song....
Hungry like the wolf....skibiidee do wayy doo waa
Waz that 2 much...i never know!
i hope you beat chelsea's record on comments.
Of course he will. That's what happens when you only post three times a year.
i hate not!!! lol i thought it was quite funny!! but i had to defend my species. ya know i have loyalties to my women folk!! Girl Power! ok that was weak but you get my point. lol
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