I'M BACK . . . BUB, BUB, BUB, BUUMM!!!

OK, OK, OK, so it's ben a while since I last poasted, big deal. So, to make my way bak on to the bloging seen, hear's a story for all to injoy. Its called "Clever Woman".

A man and a woman were both driving along. While driving next to each other in their lanes, the woman lost control of her vehicle and hit the man's vehicle, driving them both off the road. The man's car filpped into a ditch, while the woman's car hit a light pole. Remarkably, both the man and woman get out of their vehicles without a scratch on either of them.

"Wow! This must be a sign from God. We shouldn't take this for granted. We are probably meant for each other. How else would we get into this bad of an accident and both of us come out without any injuries?!" said the woman.

"I think you're right. This is a miracle!" replied the man. Meanwhile the woman is digging through her backseat seeing if any of her personals were damaged. "What are you looking for?" he asked.

The woman pulls out a bottle of wine with an amazed look on her face.

"Look! It's another sign, we were obviously meant to drink this bottle of wine together and fall in love!" she said with a gitty voice.

"I can't argue with that." said the man as he takes the bottle.

The man pops it open and drinks half of the bottle. Then, he offers the rest to the woman, "Here, now you have some."

The woman replied, "No thanks, I'll just wait for the police to come."

THE END . . . . . . . . . . . . . SNAP!!!